(100 Seat Interactive Saloon)

Paris’s Vaudeville Showroom


“I’ve religiously self-quarantined at this here trillion-dollar Ranch House bomb shelter, underneath this here prickly pear peyote cactus bush.  Until Intoxicated reopens it’s showtimes, I plan to sit here on my ass barefoot in this luxury bomb shelter, chugging whiskey and smoking peyote while binge watching ‘Hee-Haw’.  Just wash your hands and stay the f*ck home till this here sh*t passes. See you at the saloon soon.


Hosted by the classy and extremely wealthy Teddy Devine Paris who welcomes you into her craziest immersive little saloon show in Texas. High paced, hilarious, and sexy fun, INTOXICATED SALOON SHOW lights up the stage is San Antonio’s most intimate vaudeville venue, an Old West Sideshow experience in a ‘diamond in the rough’ theatrical saloon show room in Alamo City’s finest award-winning Roxie Theatre. It’s inspired by French Vaudeville Shows like Moulin Rouge. In its five-star review, Texas Times said, ”It’s like Hee-Haw gone wild. I literally peed my pants.” And the Theatre Times said, “ is Burlesque meets live version of Rocky Horror Show, but western style. One of the funniest shows you are ever likely to see.”

Grab a signature saloon drink,

wine, or beer at the Cactus Pub and enter into JP Studios’ fabulous sideshow saloon, an interactive experience for adults where the artists of Intoxicated perform on the most intimate and immersive stage in Texas. Not for the apprehensive, these insanely talented and sexy performers from across the universe fuse extravagant comedy with spectacular acts of panache and risky business.

Intoxicated Saloon Show San Antonio is for ages 18 and above.